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Cuban musicians denounced by Miami exiles

2003-10-18T12:09:00.000-07:00

By our CANF correspondent, Slimeon Smeb

MIAMI, August 6 (www.cubalies.com) - A massive crowd of angry Cuban Americans gathered outside Miami Town Hall to protest at the visit to the city of 3 Cuban musicians from Havana.

The residents were protesting at the disgraceful decision to allow the Cubans to play to audiences of local Americans, most of whom are suspected of being secret communist sympathisers.

"Only a communist thug would pay money to listen to a Castro loving salsa band", commented one resident.

"They must be stopped", commented another, who asked us not to give her name for fear of biological attack. "They're not really musicians, they're terrorists sent here to kill and poison us".

The demonstration finished peacefully after the Town Hall was burnt to the ground by the patriotic protesters.

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American tourist framed for drug smuggling

2003-08-06T08:31:00.000-07:00

By independent journalist, Loopy Lil

SANTIAGO DE CUBA, August 6 (www.cubalies.com) - An innocent American tourist was illegally detained at the airport by baton wielding customs thugs after being wrongly accused of drug smuggling.

Mr Hiasa Kyte, 39, of Miami, Florida, was arbitrarily arrested for the “crime” of attempting to import 8 kilos of cocaine into the heart of the evil empire. A local Cuban who witnessed the unlawful abduction told CUBALIES, “The regime is always inventing new laws to ensnare unwary travellers. No one knows where they stand. Last week they arrested someone for murder, the week before a rapist was jailed and then deported. This week they are clearly targeting drug dealers.”

Another outraged onlooker said, “The scene was total chaos. Castro’s henchmen had the American on the ground and were trying to handcuff him. There was white powder all over the place. It’s a dictatorship here. What more proof do you need?”

As Mr Kyte was dragged off to a Cuban dungeon he protested his innocence, telling independent reporters that he was only trying to deliver humanitarian talcum powder to impoverished Cubans imprisoned on the slave island. CUBALIES recovered Mr Kyte’s briefcase, which contained holiday spending money of $276,000, and have donated it to the Cuban American National Foundation (CANF) in appreciation of their efforts to bring freedom and justice to the suffering people of Cuba.

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Old lady abducted by Castro after tripping on pavement

2003-07-25T14:24:00.000-07:00

By independent journalist, Donaldo Dissidento

HAVANA, July 25 (www.cubalies.com) - A little old lady sprained her ankle and was then brutally arrested by Castro's sinister security agents.

Mrs Yamila Dissidento, 103, who asked us to keep her identity secret for fear of reprisals against her family, fell to the ground after tripping on a broken pavement. Independent journalists, who were meeting at the nearby US Interests Section, rushed to the scene of the crime to find the victim clutching her ankle.

"It's all the fault of the evil Castro dictatorship", an anonymous passer-by told CUBALIES. Another local resident explained, "This never would have happened if Batista was still in power. In those days the streets were paved with gold and nobody ever tripped up".

Shortly afterwards the injured Mrs Dissidento was bundled into a white van by security agents posing as ambulance drivers. Thousands of injured Cubans are similary abducted each year.

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2003-07-25T13:36:00.000-07:00

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